March 2012
My parents have this huge blanket with a photo of my siblings and I on it. It’s just hanging in the family room and I want to cover it because my dress wasn’t pretty.
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Tumblr, why would I want to follow someone I’ve blocked?
overplayed:
my list of people i want to smack around the face with a shovel is dramatically increasing
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captainjackskellington:
when you see interviewers sitting in front of bands and they look bored stiff exCUSE YOU DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SITTING WITH DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF BEINGS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BODY PARTS I WOULD ILLEGALLY FLOG IN ORDER TO GET THAT CHANCE DO YOU DO YOU
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“you’re talking about me aren’t you”
the world doesn’t REVOLVE AROUND YOU
My friend and I are going to a storm game tomorrow and I checked to see who we were playing. The fucking Lancers. Last time they lost, they threw pucks in people’s windshields. Cool guys.
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because it made me laugh
hawk-and-animal:
formerlymn:
hawk-and-animal:
I want to punch Rachel Ray every time she says EVOO
I’m watching NHL36 and every time Drew laughs, I fall off my couch laughing. His laugh is so funny.
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“you’re going to work spring break”
“no i’m going to florida”
“nope, you’re working”
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National Corndog day is the same day as Steak and Blowjobs day. Cool.
when you have to wait for your corndogs to cool down
My cousin just texted me she’s having a girl and I responded with “i thought it was going to be a t-rex. fuCK”
why am i so funny
like
okay
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This kid at work is so adorable I can’t deal. His mother died a few months ago so he’s just really shy/sad/what have you and yesterday I was waking him up from nap and he told me I can be his new mommy if it’s okay with his daddy. He’s just the cutest little thing. Sigh.
nashhty:
nashhty:
remember when
omg i...
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My parents have always refused to get me and my sisters on birth control because it’s against our religion and like OKAY. It’s just gotten stupid. I don’t even want it for sexual reasons because all I really do is sleep, eat and go to school but they just don’t care. AwesOME.
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bradstaubitz:
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Holy fuck it’s going to be 75 degrees today. Bless the god dam LORD
bouwdacious:
I hope that all these things you guys want to happen to Rick Santorum happen to a certain NHL player who I don’t like oops
Or entire teams
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ryankesler:
Q: are you a boy or girl?
yes
Q: when did you start liking hockey?
since i was a fetus
Q: how old are you?
extinct
Q: your blog sucks
that’s not a valid question
phan
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.